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amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

amenpenis:

Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted

clientsfromhell:

Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.

Me: What black pen?

Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.

Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?

Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.

medianrare:

White girls trying to read captchas like
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pastabot:

pastabot:

does anyone want a bff

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a BIG FUCKING FROG

thespritzeeindestructible:

my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos

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greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

audscratprophetlilith:

bethrevis:

you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying

I’m not saying I need every red and black dress here—especially that very first one. I’m saying the universe will suffer greatly as long as I go without.

You coming Blondie?