Ah yes the flawless mike wazowski look Just what I wanted
Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink.
Me: What black pen?
Client: The one that was lying on your tablet.
Me: You threw out my $150 Wacom pen?
Client: I tried writing with it and it didn’t work. It must’ve been out of ink.
White girls trying to read captchas like
my favorite hobby is pausing tyra banks videos
i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now
i think you’re still technically gay
you could kill a man in any of these dresses, and pretty sure no jury would convict you. those are killing-men dresses, that’s what i’m saying
I’m not saying I need every red and black dress here—especially that very first one. I’m saying the universe will suffer greatly as long as I go without.
You coming Blondie?